c/lemmyshitpost · by TigerClawTV@lemmy.world · 3yWatermelon 124 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world
9 Comments
Strange_Meadowlark@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
You'll just open the floodgates to more melen-lutions -- umbremelon, espemelon, sylvemelon, glacemelon.
That's just the tip of the iceberg lettuce. (Volcano lettuce, tornado lettuce...)
jalda@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 3y
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female melon breeding
Malgas@beehaw.org · 6 pts · 3y
Everything changed when the firemelon attacked.
kool_newt@beehaw.org · 6 pts · 3y
This is the best one I've seen.
TigerClawTV@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Thank you kindly. Let us fertilize the earth with our shitposting.
medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Don't forget a Heartmelon - you can't summon Captain Planetmelon without all five.
MuffinCupcakeHeeler@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
I accidentally used Coco instead of Heart and summoned Cocomelon instead. Please send help.
MuffinCupcakeHeeler@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
"I am not Toph, I am Melon Lord! MWAHAHAHAHA"
MobileSuitBagera@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 4 pts · 3y
Mel-ements was right there.