Fuckers don't deserve to be that heavy, that fast, and have a ranged attack by flinging their shit. Pick two to keep, Hippo. You get to keep the bite by default just because it can look fuckin goofy.
There's no way a grizzly bear could beat a rhino. The largest grizzly bear isn't even a quarter of the weight of your average rhino. It would be as fair of a fight as you vs a grizzly bear.
9 Comments
Zozano@aussie.zone · 16 pts · 3y
Not even the most dangerous bear. Polar would fuck you up.
Also, I'm making money all day long by betting on Hippo
peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Yeah when I heard "bite a croc in half" I figured I'd just stay away from the jaws of nope forever
NakariLexfortaine@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Hippo all the way.
Fuckers don't deserve to be that heavy, that fast, and have a ranged attack by flinging their shit. Pick two to keep, Hippo. You get to keep the bite by default just because it can look fuckin goofy.
Zozano@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 3y
You missed their insane armour stat. It looks like leather, but acts like scales on steroids.
BeezKnuts@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
There's no way a grizzly bear could beat a rhino. The largest grizzly bear isn't even a quarter of the weight of your average rhino. It would be as fair of a fight as you vs a grizzly bear.
z500@startrek.website · 11 pts · 3y
If that bear picks up a machine gun then it's all over. A rhino can't do that.
Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3y
Elephant?
rickdg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Bearjutsu mount defence is eating your face.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Human with a 10 gauge