People named "Frank" always pun when they say "to be frank, ..."

Frankly this is correct

I will name my child “Honest”.

Someone not named Frank: "If you will allow me to be frank..."

Frank: "But I'm Frank. You can't be me!"

Well, this is awkward…

Shirley, you jest.

Can I still be Garth?

To be frank:

If you tell a person named Josh that you are just joshing them after telling them something incredible, they want to kill you, but usually don't.

There.

I was frank, but I'm not Frank.

Fucking English I hate this language sometimes.

Or they have an identity crisis where they don't feel like themselves so instead it is a small, quiet plea to be the person they see in the mirror.

"To be Frank. If only..."

can people named frank be frank, given how they already are frank :thonk:

Janice, I'm going to be Frank. I'm unhappy with the size of the pool. BALLS ON THE LINE JANICE, IT NEEDS TO BE BIGGER.