c/programmerhumor · by devilish666@lemmy.world · 2yUh...oh.... 318 points · 33 comments · view on lemmy.world
33 Comments
bonfire921@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 45 pts · 2y
Ah of course, the well known Highly Transmittable Male Ligma
jaykay@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y
What’s ligma? /s
MsFlammkuchen@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
The modern version of a henway
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 2y
Do you have CSS as well? I heard if you get one you probably have the other.
swab148@startrek.website · 13 pts · 2y
Yeah, I do. It's over there, slightly to the left
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Huh I always thought most people got that somewhere in their head...
RiQuY@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
You should get checked about JS too, I've heard it is the worst one of them.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Yeah it is but the doc can write you a script for that.
Reacher@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
Really? 50%?
zenharbinger@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
angry upvote
fin@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
How about HDMI?
DmMacniel@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y
The most terrible and awful disease.
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
I thought it was an infection....
DmMacniel@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
both, both is good.
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
std::cout << "Do you have HTML?";
OpenStars@startrek.website · 10 pts · 2y
Don't forget the endl !
lightnegative@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
endSegmentation fault. Core dumped
OpenStars@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y
Oh right, the real end-of-line! :-P
Klear@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
HTML has nothing to do with sex.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 2y
What you mean, pornhub has HTML.
OpenStars@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y
MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
I'm afraid this will be underappreciated, but you have my upvote.
..and my axe (or something)
OpenStars@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y
Okay then - I mean it's a missed opportunity to also choose this guy's wife (maybe Lemnify that a bit and say to also choose this person's partner?), but it works for me! :-P
MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Can we pretend that I shared the "I understood that reference" Captain America meme right here where it belongs?
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y
If I had known that in college I might have gotten an actual STD.
leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Surely you mean
<ul>....<ol>....kbal@kbin.melroy.org · 5 pts · 2y
Only 1 in 100 Americans knows that HTML was named for "hot metal" after a type of ancient torture device.
MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
43 percent thought God helped Tim Tebow throw touchdowns. Let's keep this going.
What keeping this going might look like: Less than half can name all 3 branches of US government, with 26 percent unable to name a single branch.
Only about one third of Americans know that it's Thomas Jefferson on the nickel.
These people vote.
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
As long as they don't screw with the code
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Searx (search engine) : how to treat Html?
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
They might have a point.
7uWqKj@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Half of them, seriously?
bizzle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
They say sixty-five percent of all statistics
Are made up right there on the spot
Eighty-two-point-four percent of people believe 'em
Whether they're accurate statistics or not
Now, I don't know what you believe
But I do know there's no doubt
I need another double-shot of something ninety-proof
I got too much to think about