There has never, in the past twenty years of my life, been a 48-hour period where I did not consume some form of onion and I certainly won't stop for this lady.
I didn't expect to feel as gross as I did. The 12 beers that led to the decision to eat bacon for dinner probably didn't help with my overall feeling of well-being.
My wife was out of town, and I used to slip into a cascading series of self-destructive decisions whenever I was alone. I quit drinking years ago, and generally make better choices all around nowadays.
Sounds like you are bragging, but let's see you try and do even 2 or 3 folds when you are all wet and holding a yoga pose while holding your breath. It's not as easy as you think.
20 Comments
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 2y
There has never, in the past twenty years of my life, been a 48-hour period where I did not consume some form of onion and I certainly won't stop for this lady.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y
Bold of you to assume that's a lady.
CybranM@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
based on the stereotypical "guru" its definitely a dude
palitu@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Now I look at it :-/
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 12 pts · 2y
I once spent 4 days with nothing but a pound of carrots. That was not the best time in my life. Still, yoga wasn't a priority back then.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I once ate a pound of bacon for dinner. I felt very gross afterwards.
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y
Yeah well, probably not unexpected? O_o
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I didn't expect to feel as gross as I did. The 12 beers that led to the decision to eat bacon for dinner probably didn't help with my overall feeling of well-being.
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 2y
Plausible. Did you repeat the experiment to be certain?
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
We need a control group
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Ha! Never again.
My wife was out of town, and I used to slip into a cascading series of self-destructive decisions whenever I was alone. I quit drinking years ago, and generally make better choices all around nowadays.
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 2y
Congrats. I did the same whenever my wife was out of town (except the excessive drinking) and it was ... not good for me :-D
Remember: whenever you're about to make a bad decision, hold your breath for 33 lunar seconds and think of onions while folding your genitals.
ikidd@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 2y
It was a special diet called "the company went belly up and there hasn't been a cent paid in three months". It was very effective.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
High elves, wood elves, dark elves and now yoga elves.
JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 2y
Agent641@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Like a tent, you just keep folding and smooshing it til it fits back in the bag.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Is there more stuff to go in this bag? There so much room left I feel I’m missing something.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Sounds like you are bragging, but let's see you try and do even 2 or 3 folds when you are all wet and holding a yoga pose while holding your breath. It's not as easy as you think.
EisFrei@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
I thought a lunar second must be way different than an earth second, but the conversion factor doesn't really change anything at 33 seconds.
https://lunarpedia.org/w/Lunar_standard_time
jettrscga@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
That's 32 earth seconds when rounded.
It's probably the difference between life and death in this scenario.