I’d be so nervous during my last meal that I’d definitely puke and never want to eat that dish again, so I would make sure to pick something I don’t like.
So, unfunny fact. In Texas, the nation's leader in state sanctioned executions, you don't get to order anything. Because my mayor is an absolute piece of shit, we ended the practice way back in 2011.
Now death row inmates receive the same inedible crap served to the rest of the building for their final meal.
20 Comments
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 2y
Happy Meal ©®™
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y
I kind of want this as a lamp...
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
You could set certains plants under it.
Olmai@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y
The executioner looking at me after I asked to eat him as my last meal
tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 42 pts · 2y
Imagine going through the trouble to eat the entire chair, only to find that they have another one.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Time to order dessert
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 30 pts · 2y
I’d be so nervous during my last meal that I’d definitely puke and never want to eat that dish again, so I would make sure to pick something I don’t like.
LostXOR@fedia.io · 18 pts · 2y
Johanno@feddit.de · 16 pts · 2y
Imagine getting metal tattoos so you can safely guide the power through you body
Denvil@lemmy.one · 9 pts · 2y
"Whelp, he's clearly god, release him immediately"
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Or Ernest. Same thing, really.
Revan343@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 2y
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
So, unfunny fact. In Texas, the nation's leader in state sanctioned executions, you don't get to order anything. Because my mayor is an absolute piece of shit, we ended the practice way back in 2011.
Now death row inmates receive the same inedible crap served to the rest of the building for their final meal.
don@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y
yfw you apparently forgot you get executed by firing squad
femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Who cares zappy chair = tasty
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
Congrats, you now die of starvation.
WereCat@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I'd probably try Fugu if I had to order my last meal. I also doubt they would bother to cook it properly so I would avoid my sentence (officially).
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
It's rich in iron.
nieceandtows@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y
Your executioner might be a robot
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 2y
Michel Lotito would probably pull this off
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Dead men eat no chairs…
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y