I used to work for a general builder we all called Nick The Freak. We were in our mid twenties and having a pretty good time of things off site.
I used to call up the gaffer and say “Nick man, I can’t make it to the job today, I feel like shit” and he would say- yea Squeezer, Mars is in alignment with Saturn this week. Understandable.
I’ve never appreciated bullshit so much.
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Squeezer@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
I used to work for a general builder we all called Nick The Freak. We were in our mid twenties and having a pretty good time of things off site. I used to call up the gaffer and say “Nick man, I can’t make it to the job today, I feel like shit” and he would say- yea Squeezer, Mars is in alignment with Saturn this week. Understandable. I’ve never appreciated bullshit so much.
DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
bstix@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 2y
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
If the moon wasn't in the 12th house I wouldn't have done all that crack
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Mercury is in Gatorade
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
This is why we have government agencies regulating what goes into food and drink.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
Unless you're freebasing ground up moon rocks, like Krusty the clown.
Wish it was better quality though.
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BreadOven@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I'm in this picture, and I don't like it.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
The plot to a good 50% of Mountain Goats songs
The other half are "Going To _____"
eezeebee@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton has entered the chat
ShadyGrove@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Hail Satan.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Going To Boarding School
eezeebee@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Oh damn you're right
KingofHearts615@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
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