they're called "wash bears" because of the money laundering

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nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Well Tom Nook is a tanuki, not a raccoon, so there's your problem

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 6 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Woah, i only realise now that racoon dog and racoon is entirely different thing

Patches@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y (5 replies)

For starters:

Racoon Dogs have gigantic ball sacks capable of killing a man. Crime Photo Here. It is told that some Tanuki capable of flight though it is rare.

If you want to learn more check out our documentary here.

capable of flight

You didn't warn me they fly using their scrotes

Patches@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How else did you think they took flight? They don't have wings Michael

What could it cost to fly ten dollars

Cethin@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Shouldn't you have assumed that? How do you do it if not using your stretched out scrotum?

It's a little known factroid that the Wright brothers' first prototypes used raccoon scrotums for the wings.

Just uh... murder Tom Nook!

CassowaryTom@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

you monster