Me, a true romantic:

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23 Comments

FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 28 pts · 2y (6 replies)

are you calling her fat?

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

It's McDonald's so he's saying she's a slightly better class of shit.

FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

i mean, its larger

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Costs more than its worth, unsatisfying, can leave you feeling gross, "secret special sauce" is really just a modified common salad dressing.

superduperenigma@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Thicc

Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Mmm gurl, you got that limp lettuce thing goin'

irmoz@reddthat.com · 21 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I'm so sorry, but...

It's either, "how she looks", or "what she looks like". "How she looks like" is, basically, nonsense.

Halosheep@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

This is a common thing for Spanish speakers to do when they're learning English. Chances are English isn't the meme creator's first language.

Classy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

My coworker still to this day wants me to "make" him favors

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

"Help? Is this right?" Still translates into and out of Spanish.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

I came here to give this exact advice. Thanks.

moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

you took this from the c/aneurism_posting post didn't you

Random_internet_user@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 2y

He did stright to karma coart

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

Yes. I honestly find it more funny just like this.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

'Baby, to me you look like fast food, the cheap kind. Luv yu!'

ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Not only do you think she's bigger, but she looks like an old McDonald's big Mac.

MiDaBa@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

I'd lick that special sauce

8bittech@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I think he's saying she has a useless extra bun.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

Nothing the hairdresser can't fix

FriendOfElphaba@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Both of those cheeses are bad. 0 out of 5, would not date. Get me a wienerschnitzel.

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

Understandable

kandoh@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 2y

Makdernerdz