c/programmerhumor · by Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz · 3ywatching your children die 433 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
20 Comments
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 55 pts · 3y
I like how "killing others" comes after "killing yourself."
"I'm going to kill myself and then all of you!"
MelastSB@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 3y
Processes are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Judgy_McJudgerson@latte.isnot.coffee · 9 pts · 3y
Made me remember this joke:
A blonde walked in on her boyfriend having sex with their neighbor. Distraught, she picked up a gun and held it to her head. “Wait, babe! Don’t do it!” the boyfriend protested. “Shut up!” the blonde snapped. “You’re next!”
ClemaX@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 3y
Sometimes, if the child turns into a zombie, the parent can kill it using a fork!
r00ty@kbin.life · 8 pts · 3y
How ironic, killed by the very thing that created it.
csm10495@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 3y
Then you realize this is a psychology textbook.
InverseParallax@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Guide for expectant fathers.
Dirk@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 3y
The order is a bit mixed up, but yes, that sounds like a concept.
Arghblarg@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 3y
What book is this? (I need to read Chapter 9, being a Simple Child myself :p )
LuciferMorningWood@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 3y
Looks like Linux Application Development by Michael K. Johnson and Erik W. Troan (source: Facebook)
cloudless@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
https://www.informit.com/articles/article.aspx?p=397655&seqNum=4
solrize@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 3y
"Thus we join television in leading people to kill thoughtlessly.". --Emacs manual, in earlier days.
raspberry_confetti@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y
kys, and then ko's
bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y
It's in order of usefulness
xpinchx@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
When they don't inherit the traits you want so you kill your children and start over.
darcy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y
simple children 💀
Saneless@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Tried 9.4.5, couldn't get around to 9.4.6
ptolemai@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Almost as evil as those ungodly dungeon manuals
bastion@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 4 pts · 3y
Proper instruction.