c/showerthoughts · by PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 2yThe existence of Sloths implies the existence Wraths, Lusts, Gluttonies, Prides, Envies, and Greeds. 257 points · 50 comments · view on lemmy.world
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PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 2y
I think most of them live in Congress
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -34 pts · 2y
Hahaha fuck politcians amirite guys????
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 41 pts · 2y
Yes, but unironically
OsaErisXero@kbin.run · 4 pts · 2y
I actually prefer irony for this one
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Al Franken is one sexy motherfucker..
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -7 pts · 2y
We don't call 911 out here boy
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Seems only fair to return the favor.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 26 pts · 2y
Wraths are usually referred to as "wasps." And I am a Lust/Gluttony hybrid.
orphiebaby@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
So you eat off the backs of strippers, got it.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 2y
I'm surprised "we want plates" wasn't just full of sushi on naked women.
jaybone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Aww I forgot about that sub. I miss it.
Lath@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 2y
I think it means they eat ass and like big booties.
TheHotze@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Wasps or honey badgers?
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
What are animals that mess up bees, for 400?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 2y
Hi, I'm lusts
Edit: it's unfortunate that the only other commentor is name pp boy
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Hi lets do pants stuff.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y
Good thing you're edible then
Sanctus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Also known as Pride
R2DPru@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Prides are lions. Alice in wonderland mentions momewraths.
Donebrach@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
could just rename some animals. Honey badgers could be a good candidate for Wraths.
irreticent@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Donebrach@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
oh man its a snaaaaaaaaaa
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explodicle@local106.com · 2 pts · 2y
Or cats
Skua@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
If cats are any sin, it is pride without a doubt. Hell a specific kind of big cat is already called a pride when they're in a group
orphiebaby@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Hugely depends on the cat. Some that I've known are wraths, but most are sweethearts (who like to take Attack of Opportunity)
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
okay. So a sloth is a furry animal that moves very slowly. Please tell me what the other things look like.
Dasus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
A pride is a group of lions that live together.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Someone told me once that even if we could speak to a lion it wouldn't understand it.
I am not picturing a Who's on first, what's on second situation with explaining a pride parade to a lion.
Dasus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I mean... you can speak to lions.
You can't speak with them, but you can speak to them.
I just spent the night speaking to my brother's cat.
Phoonzang@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I'm pretty sure my Dad's cat is really a glutton.
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Wraths
Cuberoot@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 2y
Gluttons exist; their modern name is wolverine.
rockerface@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Would Envies be songbirds that mimic other birds? Also, parrots
Bahnd@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I would throw ferrets, weasles or trash pandas for the slot as they are known to like stealing things.
rockerface@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
But would that be Envy or Greed? I guess it would depend on whether they steal it because they want to have it or because they don't want you to have it
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Honey badgers, dolphins, pigs, cats, peacocks, and billionaires
Mango@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Cosmicomical@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It's only logical
Leviathan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Where are the lusts? Asking for a friend.
XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Have you ever felt aroused by a Dolphin?
Leviathan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
key@lemmy.keychat.org · 3 pts · 2y
Animal lusts definitely exist
dandroid@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Rabbits?
RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Dolphins
MxM111@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
But also of thinkers, movers and content creators.
orphiebaby@lemm.ee · -2 pts · 2y
Movers and shakers and YouTube content makers
ComplexLotus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
7 deadly Sins? 7 deadly Sinners?
BruceTwarzen@kbin.social · 0 pts · 2y
Did you browse r/funny while showering?
TheControlled@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -4 pts · 2y
No it doesn't.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 2y
Only if you're Catholic and give a shit about the Bible.