And I said, I don't care if they fire me off either, because I told, I told Sisko that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Kira too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the promenade, and I could see the shuttles, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston hyperspanner, but I kept my Swingline hyperspanner because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the stembolts for the Swingline hyperspanner and it's not okay because if they take my hyperspanner then I'll set the station on fire...
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negativenull@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
And I said, I don't care if they fire me off either, because I told, I told Sisko that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Kira too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the promenade, and I could see the shuttles, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston hyperspanner, but I kept my Swingline hyperspanner because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the stembolts for the Swingline hyperspanner and it's not okay because if they take my hyperspanner then I'll set the station on fire...
negativenull@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
kellyaster@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Hahahaha well played. Also, Office Space is awesome
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
We just say 'manager'.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I don't know why but him calling it space arby's is the funniest part for me
kellyaster@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Thanks, I think so too! I can't quite describe it, something about "Space Arby's" just has a funny ring to it.
blue_struct@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
https://youtube.com/shorts/dHE_WrFwc7w
teft@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Not without the chili cheese burrito, you won't.
gregorum@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
Bloody savages!
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social · 9 pts · 2y
'Bout time somebody paid them back for discontinuing the space potato cakes! Grrrr!!
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y