PHP vs. Banana

orig txt:
PHP is still better than any JS 👇😂 credit https://turnoff.us/ #php #programming #development

Image description: This comic hilariously compares PHP and bananas:

  1. Can you eat it? Yes to the banana, no to PHP (unless you're really determined).
  2. Can it prevent cramps? Banana wins again! Not sure about PHP...
  3. Is it a great programming language? Well, that depends on who you ask...

TL;DR: Banana Triumphs!


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7 Comments

Shadow@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

“hilariously” is probably the wrong word to describe this comic.

glimse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

The entire image description is awful too

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Best back-end language for writing shit that just works, with no additional set-up or packages required == banana PHP!

reflectedodds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

For real, PHP gets a lot of shit, but it's pretty good I think. It's got classes, allows for importable modules, there's a decent package manager, testing frameworks. I think maybe the only thing missing that other languages have is async/await.

Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

But meme says it sucks. So therefore it must be true?

cerement@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y

Banana looks like a fine programming language …

Pixel@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y

Is it peanut butter jelly time yet