Not my problem

In German, we have a joke that Team is an acronym for "Toll, Ein Anderer Macht's".
Translated: "Great, someone else is going to do it"

I must go, look to my coming on the first light of the third day. At 9am, look to the east.

cries in management

abandon your shifts!

There are few greater pleasures than clocking out right as the shit hits the fan. Nice dinner rush you've got there, have fun with that.

As I always say, sounds like a tomorrow me type of problem.

At the dawn of the Monday, look to the east.

You won't see ME for a couple more hours, but I hear the sunrise is lovely this time of year.