It's not exactly hard to pee; I can pee up into my own face just fine. However, I do not want to do that. I want it to go into the toilet, and that is hard when it's hard.
Every single goddamn day... It doesn't matter when I need to be up, that time can change, and no matter what I always have to pee one hour before I need to be up.
I hate my brain more than anything in the entire universe, but my bladder is a close second lol
Certainly feels eternal at 6:50. On the bright side, if you decide to get up and answer nature's call, the feeling of slipping back under the already-warm covers is unbeatable.
It happens to me too, but I'm always grateful if I have even a few minutes to shut my eyes again. They usually feel dry/irritated because I'm a night owl and don't give myself enough time to sleep.
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siskourso@odin.lanofthedead.xyz · 36 pts · 2y
Sometimes a big fart releases the pressure and buys you some more sleep time.
iqwertyasdf@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
The other times you shit the bed
nodimetotie@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
And pee yourself
nodimetotie@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
that's a life pro tip right there
danc4498@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Penis: it’s fucking time
nodimetotie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Certainly makes it hard to pee
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 2y
It's not exactly hard to pee; I can pee up into my own face just fine. However, I do not want to do that. I want it to go into the toilet, and that is hard when it's hard.
nodimetotie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I mean, it is kind of hard to push the stuff through initially when the thing is hard. But I guess you're right that aiming becomes a bigger issue.
hiddenuser420@feddit.dk · 11 pts · 2y
And hopefully you dont snooze off to waterly dreams
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Don’t go chasin’ waterfalls
someguy3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Make the bladder gladder.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y
Eh, I was going to shower anyway.
devfuuu@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Sometimes it happens that I dream I actually woke up and am staring at the wc...
nodimetotie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Is it even possible? I mean, your bladder would probably scream so loud that the brain would give up
baduhai@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y
I don't know what this meme is trying to say, pee is stored in the balls after all.
nodimetotie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
The bladder tells the balls that it's time
Asafum@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 2y
Every single goddamn day... It doesn't matter when I need to be up, that time can change, and no matter what I always have to pee one hour before I need to be up.
I hate my brain more than anything in the entire universe, but my bladder is a close second lol
nodimetotie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Biological clock in action
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
This was me this morning and I hate it.
nodimetotie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Only this morning? Lucky bastard.
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Certainly feels eternal at 6:50. On the bright side, if you decide to get up and answer nature's call, the feeling of slipping back under the already-warm covers is unbeatable.
Dhs92@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y
And then you're 20 minutes late for work because you fell back asleep
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Yeah, 20 if I'm lucky 😞
nodimetotie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I am almost never able to get back to sleep after "answering the call." It's like the brain get a signal to start working.
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
It happens to me too, but I'm always grateful if I have even a few minutes to shut my eyes again. They usually feel dry/irritated because I'm a night owl and don't give myself enough time to sleep.
polysics@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Every damn morning
Asudox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y