Would you let me be your doctor? 🩺 NSFW

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15 Comments

maddin@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Maybe you could help with my condition “down there”. It gives me a hard time. Are you qualified for this?

Helenna_md@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I'm qualified for everything you need

What treatment would you recommend?

smk@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 3y (2 replies)

That is a very impressive set of credentits - credentials you have.

Helenna_md@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

We can get turns to bend over the exam table

Your flexibility is a great feature

Suddenly a prostate exam doesn't seem to bad

Just relax, you re gonna be in good hands

bwilberforce@lemmynsfw.com · 0 pts · 3y (6 replies)

I would certainly consider it. What is your routine examination procedure like? 👀

Helenna_md@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 3y (5 replies)

First I will ask you to take off all your clothes 😉

bwilberforce@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Just like that? All at once? What happens if I’m a little shy?

Helenna_md@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Maybe you will be more comfortable if I take mine off too

bwilberforce@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Yes, yes, I think that would help. What’s next on the list?

Helenna_md@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I will start hearing your lungs while I ask you to repeat my name

Should I say your name in a deep breathy way so you can check my lungs properly? And what should I do with my hands? They are getting fidgety.