c/lemmyshitpost · by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2yThey say nothing about bedbugs. 395 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
dojan@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
I'll take ghosts over bedbugs any day.
Sabin10@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
If it's not haunted then why is it sweating?
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y
That's not sweat it's ectopl... I mean... Huh, must be humid I guess.
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
That's exactly what a haunted chair would say
nothingcorporate@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I know very few things in this world, but that chair is definitely haunted.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y
Cushion is 85% farts
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
No extra charge for those!
rbn@feddit.ch · 12 pts · 2y
In German it's even funnier if you translate haunted with "besessen" as it means "occupied by bad souls" and "being sit on" at the same time.
Gork@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Best way to kill all the bedbugs is to take a flamethrower to it.
stoly@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Ooh. Rainy chair!
ItsAFake@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 2y
Yeah, well, if it's not haunted then, why have you gagged it?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
It knows things.
Gakomi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
To be fair if they had to mention not hunted I have a feeling that bedbugs might not be a bed deal if that is all that is wrong with it :))
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Bedbugs are always a bad deal. I'd take jizz-soaked over bedbugs any day.
rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Based on the edge of that cushion, I have some good news for you
damndotcommie@lemmy.basedcount.com · 5 pts · 2y
Is neither an option here?
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Ideally