They say nothing about bedbugs.

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17 Comments

dojan@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y

I'll take ghosts over bedbugs any day.

Sabin10@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If it's not haunted then why is it sweating?

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y

That's not sweat it's ectopl... I mean... Huh, must be humid I guess.

Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's exactly what a haunted chair would say

nothingcorporate@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I know very few things in this world, but that chair is definitely haunted.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Cushion is 85% farts

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

No extra charge for those!

rbn@feddit.ch · 12 pts · 2y

In German it's even funnier if you translate haunted with "besessen" as it means "occupied by bad souls" and "being sit on" at the same time.

Gork@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Best way to kill all the bedbugs is to take a flamethrower to it.

stoly@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Ooh. Rainy chair!

ItsAFake@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah, well, if it's not haunted then, why have you gagged it?

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

It knows things.

Gakomi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

To be fair if they had to mention not hunted I have a feeling that bedbugs might not be a bed deal if that is all that is wrong with it :))

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Bedbugs are always a bad deal. I'd take jizz-soaked over bedbugs any day.

rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Based on the edge of that cushion, I have some good news for you

damndotcommie@lemmy.basedcount.com · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is neither an option here?

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Ideally