c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2ysea cucumbers 336 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
candyman337@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 2y
Y'know I misinterpreted for a second and thought you were putting a sea cucumber in your anus and then cumming on a crab
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
I love the idea that it wasn't planned like the guy just wanted to be safe and blasted the crab
Nelots@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
I thought they were shooting a cucumber out of their ass as a projectile.
MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.de · 18 pts · 2y
Oh I'm certain no-one will use this template in a more immature way
Mercival@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
I don't think it can get any more graphic than eviscerating yourself and covering your oponent with your own guts!
(Some sea cucumbers do this, others produce a sticky substance specifically for this purpose.)
weariedfae@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
You are my favorite user on Lemmy. A+ work.
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 2y
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
IIRC that’s how they eat, not defend, but either way hilarious
weariedfae@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
It's both, IIRC depends on the species but some have those creepy noodly things to eat and some eject stringy viscera to distract the predator and skedaddle.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Skedaddle, what a criminally underused term
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Dnn@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Weirdo. That's how I mark my property.
dgbbad@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2y
If someone threatens you, just fart your lungs all over that bastard.
aeharding@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
HAPPY CAKE DAY
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
go go gadget colon cannon!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 1 pts · 2y