The poor, desperate man beat himself up, then bound his hands behind his back, knelt to the ground, and shot himself in the back of the head five times, before throwing himself out of a window. Such a tragic Russian suicide.
It seems this will get played off as if catching a case of "suicide" is like having a head cold. How far off the mark would some official statement about it be from: "This is a totally normal occurrence and happens from time to time. It's probably not contagious and there is nothing to worry about. Some people just happen to have worse symptoms and stronger reactions than others if they do catch it. Here are some safety guidelines to avoid catching it yourself..."
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homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 2y
Did he criticize Boeing, or was this just regular russian mafia stuff
ikidd@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
There's a difference?
cloudless@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
I wish a few words were removed.
VicePresident of Russian energy companydies 'suddenly' of suicideBeryl@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
As far as I'm concerned you can strike 'of suicide' too
SkippingRelax@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
And suddenly
crispy_kilt@feddit.de · 28 pts · 2y
The poor, desperate man beat himself up, then bound his hands behind his back, knelt to the ground, and shot himself in the back of the head five times, before throwing himself out of a window. Such a tragic Russian suicide.
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
These jokes never get old
Im_old@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
Like Putin's opponents
Badeendje@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
One more for the wiki article.
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Tbf I rather die than live in Russia too
Nougat@fedia.io · 10 pts · 2y
Better than dying gradually of suicide?
jaybone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Carbon monoxide?
prayer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Carbon Monoxide 🤢😡👎
Nitrogen 😇🥱👍
photoncollector@mastodon.social · 1 pts · 2y
@prayer @jaybone
Nitrogen is a cruel way to kill pigs.
flappy@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Carbon Monoxide 🤢😡👎
Carbon Dioxide 🤢😡👎
Nitrogen 🤢😡👎
Argon 🤢😡👎
Helium 😇🥱👍
Tiptopit@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
I mean, some people get suicided out of a window, which ist still better than being suicided by torture...
photoncollector@mastodon.social · 2 pts · 2y
@Tiptopit @Nougat
It's not suicide. It's just clumsiness.
ohlaph@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Did he shoot himself in the back of the head four times?
ikidd@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
And then threw himself out a window.
photoncollector@mastodon.social · 4 pts · 2y
@ikidd @ohlaph
In Russia the window comes to you.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 2y
'Suicide'
ItsAFake@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 2y
A lot of that going round lately.
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I feel like Ukraine ought to claim these kills by proxy. After all it was your actions which convinced Putin to kill Russian leaders for you.
ajcolson@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
It seems this will get played off as if catching a case of "suicide" is like having a head cold. How far off the mark would some official statement about it be from: "This is a totally normal occurrence and happens from time to time. It's probably not contagious and there is nothing to worry about. Some people just happen to have worse symptoms and stronger reactions than others if they do catch it. Here are some safety guidelines to avoid catching it yourself..."
photoncollector@mastodon.social · 5 pts · 2y
@Five
He was found hanged but it was just an unfortunate accident.
He was practicing his knot tying skills.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Looks like it’s catching.