Don't you want to...climb? The swings? With the ...naked? Lady?
Shut up Suzy, just go down the damn thing, it's fine.
It's just a little squeezey in the middle...and slammy at the end. Kids are small and tough, like when you drop a bug from 100 times its height and it's unharmed. They'll be fine...oh that child colored goo at the end? That's just theme decor.
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Deceptichum@quokk.au · 10 pts · 2y
Silentiea@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Don't you want to...climb? The swings? With the ...naked? Lady?
pennomi@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Shut up Suzy, just go down the damn thing, it's fine.
Pothetato@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
It's just a little squeezey in the middle...and slammy at the end. Kids are small and tough, like when you drop a bug from 100 times its height and it's unharmed. They'll be fine...oh that child colored goo at the end? That's just theme decor.