An ad that would work on me

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pigup@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I can never not think of that short wave of Nancy Reagan throat goat memes a few years back

proctonaut@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

Blowies so good they caused brain damage.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)
irreticent@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
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VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Happy Mother's Day!

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y

Every mothers day deserves a mother's night!

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (6 replies)

It's a time-tested hack though. We do spray chloraseptic down our throats to make cocks easier to handle

Freshfrozenplasma@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You can also use benzocaine spray, works a hell of alot better than phenol. ...I heard from a friend.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ahh thanks for the tip

(Sure unintentional pun intended)

But wait a minute, does benzocaine numb the penis too? We don't want to numb the penis.

Is benzocaine only available via prescription?

irreticent@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
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Freshfrozenplasma@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Numbs anything it comes into contact with I imagine, and no. Vicks even has a benzocaine throat soray, which saves my ass during the spring pollen-pocalypse

DharmaCurious@startrek.website · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I am ashamed to admit I have never tried this, and just learned to throat the hard way. :/

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Oh for sure I agree I am the same. I think I only tried chloraseptic once or twice. More trouble than it's worth honestly. Nothing can come between my throat's lust for 🍆

Enzy@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Verbally roast your teammate like a real gamer!