Random 3 November 2019

469 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world

21 Comments

ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 131 pts · 2y (16 replies)

Barely legal implies they were recently illegal. Nearly illegal implies that they will soon be illegal. I don't know the max age for concent, but being with someone that far outside my age doesn't really interest me.

Edit: thought about this more..... It's illegal to fuck a corpse.... the people on the right are almost dead. I definitely don't want to fuck someone to death.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y (11 replies)

Smh need to broaden your horizons, granny has some wild tricks that'll make you cum out of your ears

Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de · 40 pts · 2y (6 replies)

In Germany, we have a saying for this: Auf alten Pferden lernt man Reiten.

Literal translation is "You learn how to ride on old horses" and the figurative meaning of it ia exactly what you described.

DosDude@retrolemmy.com · 13 pts · 2y (5 replies)

In Dutch it's pretty much the same, but with a bike instead of a horse. "Op een oude fiets moet je het leren." And is also used in that same way figuratively.

pumpkinseedoil@feddit.de · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Of course it's a bike

DosDude@retrolemmy.com · 9 pts · 2y

We don't have much, but we do have bikes. 2 for every person in fact.

TheBat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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DosDude@retrolemmy.com · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why does German look like Dutch with weird letters no one else uses?

TheBat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
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ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You know, I've never considered trying to cum from my ears..... but I don't think I like it. Cleanup just wouldn't be the same.

Mango@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

As an audiophile, I want this.

Amir@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

As an audiophile, that's going to be horrible for my headphones

lemann@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y

Oh no... oh no... oh no no nonono!

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I feel like consent from someone suffering dementia would have the same problem as consent from someone who is completely shit-faced drunk, making it not really consent.

MrPoopbutt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I remember reading a while ago about a case where basically that exact thing happened. A guy got prosecuted for relations with his wife of a long time because even though they had been together for a ton of years, she had dementia and therefore couldn't consent. I'm not sure how it played out, but chargers were filed at minimum.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A person who will soon be illegal would only exist in a Benjamin Button kinda world 🤣

Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

Necrophilia is illegal

AGD4@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Lol. Even the blind guy knows what's up.

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Representation matters bro

johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Don't think some people are interpreting this comic in the way that it's intended, given the title of "marketing matters". They're saying "barely legal" = "almost illegal", just phrased differently. Some of these comments seem to be reading it like the right sign is "almost legal" which would be a very different thing.

OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

NGL I read it as almost legal at first.

Oiconomia@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y

This looks like a regression discontinuity design in the making

gmtom@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 2y

I mean the second one is basically describing the term "jailbait" and thats unfortunately quite popular.