Magic the Dad Bod

Conversation with my girlfriend spawned this question:

What card do you specifically thing displays the most accurate dad bod in all of magic. Bonus points if it's not a comedy card/ is presented in the stanrd mighty thirst-trap way.

My vote is for the SLD Bearscape

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calvinball@mtgzone.com · 12 pts · 3y (1 reply)

There's only one right answer to this question, and it's [[Dwarven Miner]]

cardbot@mtgzone.com · 1 pts · 3y

Dwarven Miner - (G) (SF) (txt)

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fooks@mtgzone.com · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

[[Bruse Tarl, Boorish Herder]]

cardbot@mtgzone.com · 2 pts · 3y

Bruse Tarl, Boorish Herder - (G) (SF) (txt)

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TotalElipse@startrek.website · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

We do get access to some of the best dad bod pop-culture has to offer (albeit covered up in the card itself) on [[Chief Jim Hopper]]

cardbot@mtgzone.com · 2 pts · 3y

Sophina, Spearsage Deserter - (G) (SF) (txt)

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JelloBeaver@mtgzone.com · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I'm partial to [[Joven]]. He's going through a midlife crisis reliving his glory days in a heavy metal band

cardbot@mtgzone.com · 1 pts · 3y

Joven - (G) (SF) (txt)

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Fluid@aussie.zone · 0 pts · 3y (2 replies)

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cardbot@mtgzone.com · 1 pts · 3y

Kinnan, Bonder Prodigy - (G) (SF) (txt)

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Kra@mtgzone.com · 1 pts · 3y

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JelloBeaver@mtgzone.com · 0 pts · 3y (1 reply)

[[Dryad of the Ilysian Grove]] is another good one. Got the sexy pose and everything

cardbot@mtgzone.com · 1 pts · 3y

Dryad of the Ilysian Grove - (G) (SF) (txt)

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