magic carpet

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Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website · 63 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hopefully it's just an Object of Power and not a sentient carpet like from Aladdin.

Imagine if someone came up to you, unraveled your meaty squishy wet insides, and made you into a grotesque form of human flesh suit

This meme is a horror story.

MrFappy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Goodbye Horses starts playing

Grimy@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Flying carpets clearly fly because of the runes and symbols knitted into their design. This would not work in real life.

fluxion@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Obviously you'd re-knit the arcane runes into the new design

agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I thought that much was obvious, sheesh

Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Noob for sure

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

In that case, would you even need to use the same yarn?

fluxion@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Yes, there are both yarn and rune magicks that need to be combined.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y

Carpets are woven, not knitted. To preserve the power, fold in half, stitch partway up each side to form batwing sleeves, and cut a careful slit in the center of the fold to poke your head through. Less flexible than a knit sweater but still warm and more likely to fly.

Elliot@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 2y

Now make gloves so you can punch with the force needed to fly

Cossty@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Sighs... let me tell you about this one guy called Theseus.

Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That sweater would be so thick and scratchy.

ShamanSpiff@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

For best results, use a flying fuzzy bath mat

Fermion@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Footy pajamas would be even more comfy.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (5 replies)

You'd have to be really small or have a huge giant carpet for there to be enough material for that, though..

Fermion@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Maybe it's bigger on the inside.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

So we're talking about unraveling a Tardis now? 🤔

Fermion@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

When it comes to magic carpets and flying time machines, I certainly don't know what is and is not possible.

Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

It's all about the fabric of time.

orphiebaby@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

be very small

footy pajamas

Flying baby ahoy

neo@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y

Instructions unclear. Got strangulated by magic sweater.

sagrotan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

You forgot knotting together 1 million small threads before knitting it, but a very cute comic.

fluxion@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Then when it gets too hot you can just fly North