U.S. Military Doing All It Can to Save Civilians in Gaza From Weapons It Sent to Israel

https://reductress.com/post/u-s-military-doing-all-it-can-to-save-civilians-in-gaza-from-weapons-it-sent-to-israel/

Not the Onion, but still great satire.

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TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Oh hey, I've seen this at a factory before. Sometimes you have to create your own problems if you want that overtime.

New theory, the military industrial complex is officially late on child support.

pdxfed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Theory? Will Smith joked about $500 hammers in Independence Day 25 years ago; the government giveaway to grifting military industrial corps is 50+ years old and one of the reasons why the right would never dismantle the federal state.

DarkNightoftheSoul@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
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Coasting0942@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It’s great practice for the coming water/food wars

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

Don't worry, it won't be the first time I've fought someone over some margarita

CM400@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Brilliant headline, but I stopped reading when I scrolled and I got a popup ad for their merch.

stinerman@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y

That's fair. I often forget there are ads on the internet. I look at these through an RSS reader and Firefox Enhanced Tracking Protection set to Strict is enough that I hardly ever see an ad.

VargVikernes@eviltoast.org · -2 pts · 2y
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VargVikernes@eviltoast.org · -3 pts · 2y
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