Let's get it behind us babe

1.0k points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world

17 Comments

xuxebiko@kbin.social · 62 pts · 3y (3 replies)

skip first & second base, go directy to third base.

AmbleHamble@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 24 pts · 3y (1 reply)

im in ur computer, killing ur files

Clothing8727@lemmy.tuxprint.com · 18 pts · 3y

Hawt

pursuit@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

use protection 😎

lowleveldata@programming.dev · 55 pts · 3y

Malware is so old school. They ask for money directly these days

Nepenthe@kbin.social · 21 pts · 3y (1 reply)
Johanno@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 6 pts · 3y

Show how fast you decompose

sanpriang@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 3y
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dreadedsemi@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Then turns out she's real.

Once received "hello handsome" and in my mind Robert De Niro: "you're talking to me?"

I ignored her expecting the scammer will get banned but few months later, still not banned. I wonder if she was real .

Neon@kbin.social · 36 pts · 3y (1 reply)

She was not

Vlyn@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y

Please stop, he's already dead :(

pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I'm sorry bro your virus.exe doesn't run. Can you send virus.deb?

andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun · 5 pts · 3y

virus.sh would be easier

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y

Actually they might add well send the sti.dll

cmoney@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y

I'm on Linux bitch I thought you GNU.

ndsvw@feddit.de · 8 pts · 3y
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iks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

memz received, I hope

Cabowski@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

😂😂😂😂