c/rpgmemes · by killerbunnyfamily@ttrpg.network · 3yThe woes of being a Dwarf (art by Matteo Spirito) 145 points · 7 comments · view on lemmy.world
7 Comments
Chariotwheel@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y
Just pester their descendants. If the have none pester other relatives. If there are none, pester the place they lived in.
InquisitorGilgamesh@ttrpg.network · 6 pts · 3y
“Urist McLich! Why do you terrorize our humble village with your armies of undead!?”
“Four hundred years ago, the bartender of your only inn spat in my drink because I was looking away and he thought I wouldn’t notice.”
“Well…did you?”
“Of-fucking-course, why else would I come here? Where are his great-grandkids, I’m going to spit in their drinks and see how they like it.”
IggythePyro@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 3y
Dying before I can settle the grudge? THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK!
julian@pathfinder.social · 2 pts · 3y
Image transcription:
Top text: "when you hold a grudge for 50 years"
Art of a tattooed dwarf, chest bare, clenching their fist.
Bottom text: "And that pesky Human dies before you can exact revenge."
Vandrew226@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 3y
Well, time to break out the orange hair dye and punch the biggest motherfucker I can find!
StackOPancakes@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 3y
Good thing those leaf-loving elves live for so long! Plenty of time for revenge.