Boris Johnson announces arrival of sixth, seventh, eighth or maybe even ninth child

https://newsthump.com/2023/07/11/boris-johnson-announces-arrival-of-sixth-seventh-eighth-or-maybe-even-ninth-child/

A spokesperson for Boris Johnson has announced that the former prime minister and his current wife Carrie Symonds have had another healthy baby boy

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Emperor@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 3y

I hope someone is keeping count, because I doubt he is.

FatLegTed@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 3y (3 replies)

He needs snipping.

theinspectorst@kbin.social · 14 pts · 3y

We send Boris Johnson £350 million a week in child benefit. Let's spend it on the NHS instead.

Emperor@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I misread that as sniping, but that'll do in the meantime.

FatLegTed@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 3y

That would be acceptable.

JaffnaCakes@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 3y

As per the Beeb article he has "four grown-up children with second wife Marina Wheeler, and another daughter from an affair" plus the other 2 he had whilst in office. So I'd say eighth as the bare minimum

Metal_Zealot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
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SomeoneElse@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Is that his second or third with Carrie? Are they all boys with her?

theinspectorst@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

🤷‍♂️

ramanga@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 3y

I miss the newsthump satire tags