My screenshot of Twitter for your consideration

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9 Comments

BaroqueInMind@kbin.social · 13 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Does this cute account also exist on Mastodon somewhere? Someone please help!

wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

If you do @handle@bird.makeup, you can follow them by proxy.

orangeNgreen@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (3 replies)

I like to put crunch water in my water to make my water more water.

The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I prefer adding powdered milk to my milk to get 50% more milk per milk

Screwthehole@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I do this with my morning coffee when I hit snooze extra times. Just throw a spoonful of instant in my brewed coffee and drink 1 cup. Sometimes with 2 ice cubes so I can consume it quick. Depends how many times I hit snooze lol

darvocet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Are you Xzibit?

lhx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

s/crunch/cronch . Missed opportunity there.

wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

My mostly black dog likes to lie out in the direct sun during the summer for half an hour before coming inside and eating ice cubes at volumes higher than a jet plane taking off.

bready2die@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y

aha! further proof that my dog is not, in fact, a dog!