Quark has lots of ahistorical options for the Holosuites

Bashir, especially, likes this one.

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19 Comments

kellyaster@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (6 replies)

By the cocks of Kahless! Are we able to disengage the safety protocols on this, or is that extra?

Infynis@midwest.social · 22 pts · 2y

Don't worry, that always happens on its own eventually

negativenull@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That'll cost extra latinum to make Quark look the other way.

ItsAFake@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Come on, it's Quarks man, it's part of the package.

negativenull@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If he can charge extra, he will charge extra. It's one of the Rules of Acquisition (maybe)

ItsAFake@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 2y

The safety's being off are included, access to that part of the holoprogram costs 2 bars each time.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

In the base protocol, all characters have no genitals or nipples. That is also extra.

There is a deluxe package sponsored by Galactic Pornhub that is a XXX version.

ItsAFake@lemmus.org · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

negativenull@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Kira would make a kick-ass sidekick to Xena!

teft@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Can i play as Gabrielle?

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y

Only if I get to play as Joxer!

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I'm going to need an unlimited supply of hot pockets with that.

Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Jesus Christ that's a deep cut reference.

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Yeah but it's Lemmy. I knew I could count on you guys.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Mirshe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

God bless DJ Qualls.

PlainSimpleGarak@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

What the hell are those? Did you kill a cheetah?

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Honestly... I just want a holo prgram that's just me washing dishes with Lucy Lawless while we chat about stuff.

Panurge987@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

"Along side" should be one word: "alongside".