It will be about drop bears teaming up with emus to conquer Australia.
The entire cast will be non-Australian, doing bad aussie accents. There will be no cgi, just stuffed koala-like creatures used via stop motion, and the emus will be a guy in a feather suit using his hand as the head of the bird.
If anyone has a connection to a very stoned producer, tell them there's the pitch of the century waiting on their funding.
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southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
I want to get hired to write and direct a movie.
It will be about drop bears teaming up with emus to conquer Australia.
The entire cast will be non-Australian, doing bad aussie accents. There will be no cgi, just stuffed koala-like creatures used via stop motion, and the emus will be a guy in a feather suit using his hand as the head of the bird.
If anyone has a connection to a very stoned producer, tell them there's the pitch of the century waiting on their funding.
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
I volunteer as Emu.
I'm lanky, and if I bend over a bit, I can pass as a large, flightless bird in silhouette.
This is the role I was born to play.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Nice!
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Fuck, that sounds awesome... I'll put on a furry-suit and fall out of a tree on some 'unsuspecting' cunt below, for sure
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
There will be so much cunt spread in the film, it will get an x rating
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
If unicorse makes a cameo as an emu I am soo in.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Done, assuming we don't get sued into oblivion. Otherwise, it will have to be monocorse, and have different colors.
marble@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Yeah it's cool, it's the little ones you gotta watch out for.
Cypher@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
ItsAFake@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 2y
Gotta keep the flies away somehow.
0ops@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
11 legs?
agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
"Aww such a cute baby spooder" --Australians, probably
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Gregor Samsa just trying to make his bed
ezures@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Oh don't worry mate, that's just a 10 legged dog
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Possum?
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
Reminds me of Enemy's end scene: