Australia

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southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I want to get hired to write and direct a movie.

It will be about drop bears teaming up with emus to conquer Australia.

The entire cast will be non-Australian, doing bad aussie accents. There will be no cgi, just stuffed koala-like creatures used via stop motion, and the emus will be a guy in a feather suit using his hand as the head of the bird.

If anyone has a connection to a very stoned producer, tell them there's the pitch of the century waiting on their funding.

NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I volunteer as Emu.

I'm lanky, and if I bend over a bit, I can pass as a large, flightless bird in silhouette.

This is the role I was born to play.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Nice!

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fuck, that sounds awesome... I'll put on a furry-suit and fall out of a tree on some 'unsuspecting' cunt below, for sure

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

There will be so much cunt spread in the film, it will get an x rating

HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If unicorse makes a cameo as an emu I am soo in.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Done, assuming we don't get sued into oblivion. Otherwise, it will have to be monocorse, and have different colors.

marble@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

Yeah it's cool, it's the little ones you gotta watch out for.

Cypher@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
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ItsAFake@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 2y

Gotta keep the flies away somehow.

0ops@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

11 legs?

agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

"Aww such a cute baby spooder" --Australians, probably

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

Gregor Samsa just trying to make his bed

ezures@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Oh don't worry mate, that's just a 10 legged dog

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Possum?

RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

Reminds me of Enemy's end scene: