c/funny · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2y

Extra food glitch

151 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world

19 Comments

Gork@lemm.ee · 36 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Triangles taste better. That's just science.

lordmauve@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Triangles taste objectively worse. The acute 45° angles are not effective at retaining sandwich contents so you are just tasting plain bread.

By cutting orthogonally you create 90° corners on each segment, allowing a uniform distribution of delicious filling throughout each sandwich segment.

That's just maths.

Rud_1UP@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Your math fails when you consider ketchup.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Someone needs to learn how to hold a sandwich!

eth0slash0@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Hexagons are the Bestagons

Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Not cutting the sandwich gives you less sandwiches.

vrek@programming.dev · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Actually cutting the sandwich cause some amount of crumbs and some amount of sandwich ends up on the knife. It's a minuscule amount but a uncut sandwich gives you the most sandwich.

ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But it does not give you the most sandwiches, as when you cut a sandwich, you have 2 sandwiches.

Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Exactly

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (4 replies)

But if you cut it in a very specific order, it can give you enough calories to kill god

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Can you share please? I am so hungry, and killing god sounds fun.

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)