c/lemmyshitpost · by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2yI literally died. 435 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 2y
A good company meets needs. A great company creates markets.
joyjoy@lemm.ee · 48 pts · 2y
The police didn't like my response when I told them why I started smashing windows to advertise my window replacement business.
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 2y
Did you remember to tie the flyers around the bricks this time?
joyjoy@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 2y
That's how they caught me
Gork@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
"When life gives you bricks."
snooggums@midwest.social · 12 pts · 2y
"Throw them through windows to create a business opportunity."
cm0002@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
You forgot step 1, be rich
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
That's the plot of the Charlie Chaplin film The Kid. His adopted street urchin smashes windows and he comes around and offers to sell a replacement.
TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
That sounds a bit ineffective, I don't think there will be much to bury after the fact
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 1 pts · 2y
Well, the janitor still have to pack up the bits and pieces after the incident.
odium@programming.dev · 9 pts · 2y
Buy one get one free at the wangsheng funeral parlor.
llama@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
This killed me.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
FUCKINF 💀
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 4 pts · 2y
Come a little closer
Vigilante@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2y
Can they have your body OP ?
(referencing the title)