c/dadjokes · by sillypuddy@mander.xyz · 3yDid you hear about the homicidal Mexican train conductor? He had loco motives 589 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 3y
He was a rail bad hombré.
dystop@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 3y
And how do you gauge that? Maybe he was just letting off some steam.
huskyhowlz@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y
Yeah, this joke is just getting off track.
Soulplayer@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
He even signalled before getting off.
solivine@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
And yet this conversation seems to have derailed.
dystop@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
no, it seems right on track.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y
Every decision in his life is wrong, you just can't let him choo-choose for himself.
TheRealBob@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 3y
I just dropped this one on my husband. I made it seem like it was an actual headline I’d just seen on my phone. I think he’s looking for a divorce lawyer now.
I regret nothing.
Abel@lemmy.nerdcore.social · 15 pts · 3y
This is so awful it's funny. You've truly mastered the spirit of a dad joke.
bloodsangre7@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
A good dad joke should elicit a groan, this one did just that for me
SQL_InjectMe@partizle.com · 5 pts · 3y
haha
NoValue6413@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Lulz
carrot@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
My favourite dad joke from now on
Ruorc@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
I heard he had to tren for that job too.