c/cat · by Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml · 3yA Flowchart For Cats 331 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
Lampshade@lemmy.sdf.org · 50 pts · 3y
Does the cat crash if it nudges it twice and it’s on the floor?
pazukaza@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 3y
Objects never fall on the floor after N nudges in which N belongs to the set 2 + 3x, where x is a integer greater or equal to zero.
It's common cat knowledge.
Pons_Aelius@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y
That is what causes a greeble overflow error
massive_bereavement@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y
While thing.location != The floor; do nudge(4)
Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y
If it's anything like my cat, it just moves onto the next object offending her by being on the table.
lvxferre@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 3y
One of my cats' version of that flowchart replaces "nudge it" with "hit it with your butt" and "rubs it with your face".
curiosityLynx@kglitch.social · 3 pts · 3y
Nah, that's still nudging. Your cat just chooses to make it more interesting by not using her peets every time.
deaf_fish@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y
Cats deeply understand that their primary purpose in life is to increase entropy.