A Flowchart For Cats

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Lampshade@lemmy.sdf.org · 50 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Does the cat crash if it nudges it twice and it’s on the floor?

pazukaza@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 3y

Objects never fall on the floor after N nudges in which N belongs to the set 2 + 3x, where x is a integer greater or equal to zero.

It's common cat knowledge.

Pons_Aelius@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y

That is what causes a greeble overflow error

massive_bereavement@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

While thing.location != The floor; do nudge(4)

Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y

If it's anything like my cat, it just moves onto the next object offending her by being on the table.

lvxferre@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

One of my cats' version of that flowchart replaces "nudge it" with "hit it with your butt" and "rubs it with your face".

curiosityLynx@kglitch.social · 3 pts · 3y

Nah, that's still nudging. Your cat just chooses to make it more interesting by not using her peets every time.

deaf_fish@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

Cats deeply understand that their primary purpose in life is to increase entropy.