Their pawn was right in front of my pawn, and they moved it diagonally and took my pawn, even though their pawn never went on my pawn's spot? Guys, wtf? This is hacking, right?
Friend was teaching me to play. She and her sister were highly rated (don't ask me the number, it was decades ago). During a teaching match against her sister, my friend groped under the table quite thoroughly and for the entire game, which I obviously lost. Those two were trouble.
PS: We'd had sex many times before and that type of behaviour wasn't unusual for her at the time.
18 Comments
odium@programming.dev · 35 pts · 2y
Their pawn was right in front of my pawn, and they moved it diagonally and took my pawn, even though their pawn never went on my pawn's spot? Guys, wtf? This is hacking, right?
kadu@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Google en passant
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Holy hell!
odium@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y
Actual zombie
Pothetato@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Well TIL. But that's not quite what OP described.
Penta@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
new response just dropped
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
I mean, if their pawn was in front of yours, then yes.
neptune@dmv.social · 19 pts · 2y
I'll start. They took my queen and didn't pay dowry.
teft@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
They forked my queen in front of my king, so you got off lucky.
Mastershelf@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 2y
Google Prima Nocta
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 2y
Friend was teaching me to play. She and her sister were highly rated (don't ask me the number, it was decades ago). During a teaching match against her sister, my friend groped under the table quite thoroughly and for the entire game, which I obviously lost. Those two were trouble.
PS: We'd had sex many times before and that type of behaviour wasn't unusual for her at the time.
ambrosiaforest@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 2y
i lost and she didnt dom me :c
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y
The very first move was a4 then Ra3. This is a terrible opening. I lost.
Marduk73@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
unsolicited foot rub
Mikufan@ani.social · 2 pts · 2y
Smoke crack
olutukko@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
That's some next level chess playing. We've only played it as a drinking game
Bit125@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
il vaticano
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Sing ABBA at me mostly