Words of wisdom

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LazaroFilm@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 3y (2 replies)

You make a dollar

I make a dime

That’s why I poop

On company time

🎶

SuperSecretThrowaway@lemmynsfw.com · 15 pts · 3y (1 reply)

'boss makes a dollar, I make a dime'

That was a rhyme from a simpler time

Now boss makes a million and gives us a cent

While us employees can't pay the rent

When the boss makes a billion and the workers make jack

That's when we strike to take our lives back

sudo@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 6 pts · 3y

Don't just bitch

Eat the rich

dopeshark@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y

Hmmmm, yes. Very wise

Innocuous@kbin.social · 10 pts · 3y

I wise man poops whenever he needs to poop, so he does not become constipated and get hemorrhoids.

CaspianXI@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

I'm pretty sure that's a quote from Confucius.