c/theonion · by seahorse@midwest.social · 2y

Best Parts Of Trump’s $60 ‘God Bless The USA’ Bible

https://www.theonion.com/best-parts-of-trump-s-60-god-bless-the-usa-bible-1851375202

87 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world

9 Comments

PotentialProblem@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I am so confused. This is the onion… but isn’t this real?! Edit: ahh the content is the joke not the headline

tsonfeir@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The onion is just a real news source at this point.

Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y

They legit should start putting out real articles with their brand of humor and the only difference between an onion and a real article is a tiny logo at the end of the title.

thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 27 pts · 2y (3 replies)

The edited scripture stresses Jesus never would’ve died if Jerusalem had a strong border wall.

LoL oh damn

Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God, but exceptions include....

thejml@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

For an extra $20 you can get one that says adultery is okay.

That seems like it’d be a popular option for people in his usual circles. I feel like he’s under selling it at $20.

style99@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

Jerusalem did have some pretty strong towers, though.

arin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Is the Bible readable upsidedown and right side up?

style99@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Part Where Jesus Encounters 5,000 Hungry People And Runs Them Over With Pickup Truck

For an extra $20 you can get one that says adultery is okay.