c/lemmyshitpost · by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2yIt's difficult, but someone has to do it 212 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
dan1101@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
I solve that by not having friends.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
No friend, just poop
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
The real friends are the poops we took along the way.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y
Why do they call it "taking a shit" and not "leaving a shit", anyway?
WeaselOne@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
👋
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
You sure they don't just ditch you and forget to call you next time?
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Why does it take you so long to make a manly manure?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 2y
Just go in a fast food bag and we'll light that shit on fire and leave it on someone's doorstep.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Just cause you shid your pants everytime you go out with the guys, you're the poo guy. SMH!
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I literally did this at a wedding
altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y
Were you the one getting married?
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
True friends poop together. Friends who poop together stay together forever