c/programmer_humor · by devilish666@lemmy.world · 2yWait... it's all backdoors ? Always has been bro... 476 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world
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princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 67 pts · 2y
at least all those state actors will have to fight it out to control my system
and i have an excuse for poor application performance
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y
It's not my fault it takes ages to compile. It's the government non mandated backdoors binaries causing it to take 3 hours instead of 2:59:59.5
marcos@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
What's the real mind-blower: if some guy's computer was slow, the entire world would get a backdoor.
sik0fewl@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Can’t we dynamically link them?
armchair_progamer@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y
The ultimate backdoor runner (and cryptominer)
Fargeol@kbin.social · 57 pts · 2y
other relevent XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2166/
Bigoldmustard@lemmy.zip · 35 pts · 2y
tsonfeir@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 2y
Yet people give me shit when I say “I don’t want that js tool because it has too many dependencies”
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y
One of those backdoors is in the front.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Thats the back backdoor