I was originally born in San Jose and experienced earthquakes a lot in the first few years of my existence, including the big one in '89. I moved into the central valley when I was 5 and only ever experienced a single earthquake there in my 20's.
A friend who lived in that town his whole life and never been in an earthquake was over at my house and noticed it before I did. He was like "whoa wtf is that?" And right as I was about to say "what was what" the house started shaking and I was like "Oh shit. It's an earthquake."
I just stayed in my bed because it was a little baby quake but my friend jumped out of his seat, fell over and scrambled to the door frame while I just laughed because it was really nothing and over before he even reached the door, which was only 3 feet away.
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Splatterphace@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y
"YO BABY, YOU EVER HAD YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?"
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y
One of the most brilliant lines in any film. Hilarious delivery.
geekworking@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
For anybody not getting this, there was a 4.5 earthquake in NJ today. Earthquakes strong enough to notice are pretty rare in NJ.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y
I was originally born in San Jose and experienced earthquakes a lot in the first few years of my existence, including the big one in '89. I moved into the central valley when I was 5 and only ever experienced a single earthquake there in my 20's.
A friend who lived in that town his whole life and never been in an earthquake was over at my house and noticed it before I did. He was like "whoa wtf is that?" And right as I was about to say "what was what" the house started shaking and I was like "Oh shit. It's an earthquake."
I just stayed in my bed because it was a little baby quake but my friend jumped out of his seat, fell over and scrambled to the door frame while I just laughed because it was really nothing and over before he even reached the door, which was only 3 feet away.
Dabundis@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
New jersey? Did someone get a new woolly jumper?
Splatterphace@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Earthquake 😐
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I apparently slept through it.
simplejack@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
It was a 4, so no one is going to fault you for that.
ramchak@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
I just want to say I appreciate what you did