Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an SFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to stop furiously monsterbaiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men who aren't masterbuilding together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post SFW.
37 Comments
Blyfh@lemmy.world · 93 pts · 2y
I have enabled the "swipe to upvote" gesture on Sync, so you made me like your post lmao
Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 2y
If you swipe far enough on Jerboa the upvote becomes a downvote.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
I always disable that and didn't even think of it! That's so funny!
elfin8er@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Oh, I thought that was the joke š
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
The joke was just to make you scroll for no reason but the fact that sync can do that makes the joke much funnier lmao
modifier@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
Same. I actually thought that was the joke at first, until I realized this is probably app-specific behavior, and not widely known.
Toldry@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Same for me on Thunder
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 78 pts · 2y
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
Please put an SFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to stop furiously monsterbaiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men who aren't masterbuilding together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post SFW.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 2y
Great... Now I'm masturbating and everyone at work is looking at me...
Nikls94@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 2y
ā¦ fuck you! I have swipe to comment! I expected boobs and now I gotta write an essay about lorem ipsum dolor dolor sit amet
Quexotic@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 2y
I prefer "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow!"
JoShmoe@ani.social · 29 pts · 2y
Do you smell that guys? I smell familiarity with unfederated systems.
variants@possumpat.io · 20 pts · 2y
You made me swipe to the next post and I had to come back to try and figure out this new photo swiping thing only to go to the next post again
Burninator05@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
That's a mighty fine set of boobs. 10/10.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Tysm!!!
Bonehead@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
I never knew men were capable of developing so...perfectly.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Wow what an awesome compliment thanks!
MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com · 12 pts · 2y
If its not working on your phone, here is an alternate link
gaael@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
XcQ detected !
Blyfh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
For me it's the dQw.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Sync tells on people who post the link because it expands them and shows the content. Very useful!
jcg@halubilo.social · 5 pts · 2y
Ah, hello old friend
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 3 pts · 2y
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
an alternate link
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
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stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 2y
Good bot. Expose the Rick roll
marcos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
It's always good to preserve your privacy when clicking on a link to that video.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 2y
I think my phone is broken.
xlash123@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y
You need to swipe harder for it to work
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
You liar.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
The user name adds so much value to the comment
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Gordon, titty boob huge fuck.
serpineslair@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
I don't get it, where are the boobs?
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y
OP is a boob.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
You're a boob
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Which makes the two of us a great pair.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Now we just need a vagene
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
High five!