c/showerthoughts · by Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 2yWhat if aliens caused inflation by stealing small amounts of cocoa beans from lakeside resorts? What if aliens caused inflation by stealing small amounts of cocoa beans from lakeside resorts? 11 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
JoMomma@lemm.ee · 36 pts · 2y
Your shower needs more airflow
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y
Is this a shower thought, or a "damn I'm high, why am I naked in the yard while it's raining, while shoving a loofah up my ass" thought?
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
The latter, but its also raining.
PlasticExistence@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Sounds like a good time to me
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
That's when I get my best ideas. And a clean colon.
dragontamer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
You need to see the new Wily Wonka movie. (Probably a 7/10 movie, good songs, kind of bad plot but enjoyable)
But yeah, stealing Cocoa beans from Oompa-Loompas is a big plot point. And... Oompa Loompas stealing it back is also a thing.
Sanctus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I'm prepared for the fires but I liked it better than Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
ethman42@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Gene wilder is amazing, but that original movie was just fine. The newer one feels more like the book
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
What lakeside resorts have cocoa beans?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y
Was this shower thought brought to us by AI? Alien Intelligence?
Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
I don't know what you're having, but I want some!
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
WHAT?
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
The arrogant bastards!