Sad, but it's true

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33 Comments

YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU@lemm.ee · 179 pts · 2y (8 replies)

How are we supposed to kiss when I don't even know what Linux distro you run

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 54 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Be careful with girls who try to go all the way to kissing in the first few months.

einlander@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Or even holding hands.

Sabata11792@kbin.social · 36 pts · 2y

Such lewd language.

eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 2y (1 reply)

agreed, the distro choice is a key factor for the KISS principle

Hiro8811@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

distro choice is THE key factor

onlinepersona@programming.dev · 9 pts · 2y

Even worse, she might be using a mac 😱

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pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Windows and macos distros

Humorless4483@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
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Minotaur@lemm.ee · 107 pts · 2y (3 replies)

This post makes a sweeping assumption Linux users would have women flirt with them.

Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 39 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Of course they have! Other linux users after transition, namely!

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

Most probably Arch users.

DogWater@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Sweeping with a HUGE broom

Flamangoman@leminal.space · 53 pts · 2y

This meme format is fantastic

MonkderDritte@feddit.de · 52 pts · 2y (1 reply)

One is measurable, the other is guesswork.

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

Apparently, it's "obvious to everyone, except you [me]"... or at least that's what my wife tells me.

phoneymouse@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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where_am_i@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.

And yet you'll still be single.

RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 2y

Do you really think such mastery would be possible with the influence of a woman? Those heroes chose solitude for the rest of us. Praised be our virgins!

ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Wasn't it 0.5s?

petersr@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And would you call SSH a library?

sarchar@programming.dev · 10 pts · 2y

It's a component of a larger system.

DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 27 pts · 2y (8 replies)

what is a "girl"?

woelkchen@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

A guy with cat ears.

ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sounds good. Where can I get one?

woelkchen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Where can I get one?

Here you go: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B091285NB4

dopeshark@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (3 replies)

A library, perhaps...?

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Can't find libgirl.so

Humorless4483@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

It’s normal that you can’t find the library, you have to compile it from source.

SteveTech@programming.dev · 8 pts · 2y

They probably mean gir1.2

backhdlp@iusearchlinux.fyi · 6 pts · 2y

they used to be quite common, but nowadays you need to compile them yourself with the "replace-testosterone" patch. It's also recommended to use the "cat-ears" patch, and, if you can, also the "cat-tail" patch, but that isn't necesarily required to get it working.

Juice88@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

My wife gets so mad at me when I don’t know why she walks up and takes my arm when a lady’s talking to me 😆

DickFiasco@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Get a load of this guy - he's got ladies just coming up and talking to him.

Juice88@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

On occasion… I don’t leave the house enough for it to be common lol

Mubelotix@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 2y

Wrong. Always getting more false positive than false negatives