Do you really think such mastery would be possible with the influence of a woman? Those heroes chose solitude for the rest of us. Praised be our virgins!
they used to be quite common, but nowadays you need to compile them yourself with the "replace-testosterone" patch. It's also recommended to use the "cat-ears" patch, and, if you can, also the "cat-tail" patch, but that isn't necesarily required to get it working.
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YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU@lemm.ee · 179 pts · 2y
How are we supposed to kiss when I don't even know what Linux distro you run
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 54 pts · 2y
Be careful with girls who try to go all the way to kissing in the first few months.
einlander@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y
Or even holding hands.
Sabata11792@kbin.social · 36 pts · 2y
Such lewd language.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 2y
agreed, the distro choice is a key factor for the KISS principle
Hiro8811@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
distro choice is THE key factor
onlinepersona@programming.dev · 9 pts · 2y
Even worse, she might be using a mac 😱
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pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Windows and macos distros
Humorless4483@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
Minotaur@lemm.ee · 107 pts · 2y
This post makes a sweeping assumption Linux users would have women flirt with them.
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 39 pts · 2y
Of course they have! Other linux users after transition, namely!
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Most probably Arch users.
DogWater@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Sweeping with a HUGE broom
Flamangoman@leminal.space · 53 pts · 2y
This meme format is fantastic
MonkderDritte@feddit.de · 52 pts · 2y
One is measurable, the other is guesswork.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Apparently, it's "obvious to everyone, except you [me]"... or at least that's what my wife tells me.
phoneymouse@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 2y
And then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.
And yet you'll still be single.
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 2y
Do you really think such mastery would be possible with the influence of a woman? Those heroes chose solitude for the rest of us. Praised be our virgins!
ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 2y
Wasn't it 0.5s?
petersr@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
And would you call SSH a library?
sarchar@programming.dev · 10 pts · 2y
It's a component of a larger system.
DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 27 pts · 2y
what is a "girl"?
woelkchen@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
A guy with cat ears.
ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 2y
Sounds good. Where can I get one?
woelkchen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Here you go: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B091285NB4
dopeshark@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
A library, perhaps...?
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 2y
Can't find libgirl.so
Humorless4483@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
It’s normal that you can’t find the library, you have to compile it from source.
SteveTech@programming.dev · 8 pts · 2y
They probably mean gir1.2
backhdlp@iusearchlinux.fyi · 6 pts · 2y
they used to be quite common, but nowadays you need to compile them yourself with the "replace-testosterone" patch. It's also recommended to use the "cat-ears" patch, and, if you can, also the "cat-tail" patch, but that isn't necesarily required to get it working.
Juice88@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
My wife gets so mad at me when I don’t know why she walks up and takes my arm when a lady’s talking to me 😆
DickFiasco@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Get a load of this guy - he's got ladies just coming up and talking to him.
Juice88@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
On occasion… I don’t leave the house enough for it to be common lol
Mubelotix@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 2y
Wrong. Always getting more false positive than false negatives