c/comicstrips · by Maven@lemmy.world · 2yBottomless Popcorn Source: https://lastplacecomics.com/bottomless-popcorn/ 1.1k points · 22 comments · view on lemmy.world
22 Comments
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 95 pts · 2y
And here I was expecting it to just literally be a tub without a bottom so that as soon as he picked it up all the popcorn spilled out and he'd have to buy another.
(patent pending, all rights reserved, OC don't steal)SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
I thought he would be eating popcorn with his wang out and I don’t know if I’m angry or disappointed.
danc4498@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 2y
Why did we shoot him? He believed it was bottomless. HE BELIEVED!!!!!
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 2y
Because they couldn't keep the charade going forever
fjordbasa@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
So why not kill him sooner??
nifty@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
They lost him in the popcorn maze?
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 17 pts · 2y
What a silly mess of nonsense this is.
XTL@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 2y
That's the kind of thing you get into when you advertise bottomless popcorn.
lugal@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
At what body count is the price too high?
Asking for a friend
Rolando@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Millions starve to honor this concession-stand promise.
blind3rdeye@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Have you read 1984? Same reasoning.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
There are 4 kernels!
UckyBon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Now I need to start eating popcorn when reading books.
samus12345@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
It only counts if he dies believing it?
racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 2y
Why all these troubles? Just shoot him at the popcorn stand.
Klear@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 2y
You never worked in a movie theatre and it shows.
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
What's the secret that only further movie theatre employees would know?
UckyBon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
::: spoiler spoiler In the movie theater the only real pop should come from
a guncorn. :::WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Comic about bottomless popcorn vibes
adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 2y
Inspired by SCP-1689
reattach@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
House of Leaves vibes
codapine@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Dark City vibes