Damn, I knew the moon was just a slice of cheese, but I didn't know that neutron stars were a dairy product, as well. The universe really hates lactose intolerant people.
Interestingly enough, the inner Layers of a neutron star are commonly modeled to have a temperature of 0K, since the extreme density prevents thermal movements
They're still neutron stars though. As far as we know the only ways for a neutron star to stop being a neutron star is for enough stuff to fall into them that they collapse into a black hole, two merge to become a black hole, or if they get eaten by a black hole. Otherwise neutron stars are just about the most stable things in the universe.
Original joke was something specific to lactose intolerance, like milk or yogurt. This anti-joke just replaces it with something that would destroy them like that regardless of their lactose bigotry.
How is it bigotry to be lactose intolerant when it's not a choice any individual can make? Being lactose tolerant isn't even a trait shared by half the world's adult population.
22 Comments
Aielman15@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 2y
Damn, I knew the moon was just a slice of cheese, but I didn't know that neutron stars were a dairy product, as well. The universe really hates lactose intolerant people.
xintrik@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 2y
Lactose fuels the universe.
Impound4017@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 2y
It’s where the ‘lactic’ part of galactic comes from.
Jackie_meaiii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 2y
I'm galactose intolerant and I just eated 10 million stars and 10 quadrillion tons of space dust (my tummy hurts 🤧)
sunoc@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
Omg are you Sagittarius A* ?! Such an honor to meet you here!
Impound4017@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
I got bloated now my tummy is defined with a Schwarzchild radius :(
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 23 pts · 2y
It's called "the milky way" for a reason.
Raxiel@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
I'll be fine, I took a lactase tablet twenty minutes ago.
affiliate@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
maybe they should’ve been a little more tolerant if they didn’t want to engulfed by a giant ball of plasma
MonkderDritte@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y
A Black Dwarf is a thing, but not yet.
Edit: nope, White Dwarfs have a different evolution path.
Btw, what hapens with a pulsar after he's done pulsing?
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Refractory period
ChannelSix@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y
Can neutron stars die?
ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
If cooling down counts as dying. They don't produce heat or have much activity at all
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Interestingly enough, the inner Layers of a neutron star are commonly modeled to have a temperature of 0K, since the extreme density prevents thermal movements
zephr_c@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
They're still neutron stars though. As far as we know the only ways for a neutron star to stop being a neutron star is for enough stuff to fall into them that they collapse into a black hole, two merge to become a black hole, or if they get eaten by a black hole. Otherwise neutron stars are just about the most stable things in the universe.
Kase@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I don't think I get it
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y
Original joke was something specific to lactose intolerance, like milk or yogurt. This anti-joke just replaces it with something that would destroy them like that regardless of their lactose bigotry.
Nom@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
How is it bigotry to be lactose intolerant when it's not a choice any individual can make? Being lactose tolerant isn't even a trait shared by half the world's adult population.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y
It's a joke about intolerance
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y
Tolerance of intolerance is intolerance!
Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
I appreciate the deep layers of jokes lul.
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 2y
My guess is that it's an anti-joke. A dying neutron star will destroy anyone no matter what you can or can't digest.