c/startrek · by ValueSubtracted@startrek.website · 2yStar Trek Coffees Launching In May With Several Blends https://trekmovie.com/2024/04/07/star-trek-coffees-launching-in-may-with-several-blends/45 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
cybervseas@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y
What a total miss. Picard needed a tea blend and they should have launched with Janeway's coffee.
I'm. I. Why??
Teal@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
And Tuvix could be a limited availability blend. ☕️
Blackout@kbin.run · 2 pts · 2y
For real! I want coffee that makes my eyes do this:
clacksee@wandering.shop · 2 pts · 2y
@Blackout @cybervseas @ValueSubtracted
I don't know. That expression looks like surprise to me. I'm not sure I want my morning coffee to surprise me.
dumbass@lemy.lol · 21 pts · 2y
Captains choice, yet it's Kirk and not Captain Janeway, the true coffee captain.
sirico@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 2y
Just give them money they paid for the picture of the thing you like
dumbass@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 2y
But... I don't like that one....
Fades@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Seriously! What an outrageous decision
Corgana@startrek.website · 20 pts · 2y
Jesus wept
ValueSubtracted@startrek.website · 21 pts · 2y
There's coffee in that cash grab.
Corgana@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y
10/10 should have used that for the post title!
ValueSubtracted@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y
I don't modify headlines because I have 🖖 in 🖖 teg 🖖 ri 🖖 ty 🖖.
x4740N@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I don't get the point of foods amd beverages as merchandise considering you can find a coffee that's the same that will be cheaper and more avalible
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 2y
For real. I don't want X brand coffee in a Spock package.
I want Spock flavored coffee.
GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
$17.99 for a 12 oz bag.
Not crazy expensive for premium coffee (if it is indeed that). But most will probably remain unopened as collector's items anyway.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I doubt it is that. It's probably over-roasted garbage like most "gourmet" coffee.
Jaccident@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y
“Coffee. Black.” “Make it yourself!”
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Love that episode. The smartass replicator is often quoted in my family lol
veeesix@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
Here’s to the finest brew in Starfleet.
Stormygeddon@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y
Scotty, two to
beamBean up.AlexisFR@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 2y
10Forward is leaking? It's an elaborate meme, right?
hascat@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
I bought some of the Star Trek branded wines a few years back. They were unremarkable.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
They better offer a rakajino or however that's spelled.