c/lemmyshitpost · by Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world · 2yI tried touching grass, but I don't think it worked out well for the grass 482 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y
Did you get the grass' consent before you touched it?
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I molested grass.
norbert@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
Grass hates moles.
RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 2y
Henry Crabgrass says to always ask for consent!
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y
First out-loud laugh of the day, even if it was pretty minor. Thanks!
vind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
This is the second comment I've seen you make that are just like this. You a bot or something?
quicksand@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
I think he may have just woken up in a good mood today. Took a peek at his profile and it looks like a person
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
No, I just credit the first out-loud laugh or boisterous laugh of the day on a pretty regular basis. I've been on Lemmy half my morning without it happening so far.
vind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Fair enough
joyjoy@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
It's greener because it's covered in shit.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Someone should drill that into the minds of the military