You're getting interviewed by the boss for your dream job and he purposely farts, makes eyecontact, and says, "I made a stinky for you, does it smell delightful? Or delicious?" What's your response?

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Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I think I'd walk out.

not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Deep sniff

Pondering

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Do I detect a note of peach? With maybe a hint of eggplant? But mostly it smells like ass. Yes, definitely ass.

bigboismith@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Deep sniff

Pondering

...

Succulent, sir

Garbanzo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Sorry Bud, haven't really been able to smell anything since my last bout of COVID. Do you need to go clean up?

McLoud@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Some asshole is talking shit behind your back, sir.