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c/dadjokes · by Corno@lemm.ee · 2y

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

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8 Comments

kambusha@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y

!No-eyed deer!<

ptz@dubvee.org · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Took me a second to get it until I mentally switched to a Boston accent. lol

Kalkaline@leminal.space · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Works well with an East Texas accent

cobysev@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I read this joke with my grandmother's New England accent. She always said "idear" instead of "idea."

Adverb@lemmynsfw.com · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs!

!Still no idea!<

Adverb@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no reproductive equipment?

!Still no fucking idea !!<

DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

What do you call a deer with three eyes?

Seymour

Defenestrator@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.